Whatever Valentina Says is Royal Ocean.

Valentina Wylie.
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Mother of two beautiful cats.
love me.

germanystuck:

the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)

(Source: ludbeilschmidt, via ateacupstorm)

kushandwizdom:

Quote Lounge

weedkinz:

clevverbot:

advice for new freshmen:

  • shut the fuck up
  • you’re the youngest don’t think you’re fucking badass
  • DON’T STEAL MY FUCKING BENCH
  • we’re all tired and don’t want to be there—stay out of the way
  • shut the fuck up

advice for high schoolers:

  • they’re fucking new
  • they’re fucking new
  • they’re fucking new 
  • they’re fucking new 
  • owning a bench is something the bully in a lifetime movie would do 

(via sluttygrandma)

scissor:

i tried making a funny joke relating to my url but i guess im not cut out for it

(via sluttygrandma)

hemmogod:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot

(via syriouskid)

8bit-aion:

theauthorman:

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

(via syriouskid)

cannabannoyed:

aspeckamongdots:

we are the river flow and you can never know. You’re just a weatherman, we make the wind blow.

You’re so beautiful and this video is beautiful I feel like I’m watching art in a weird way and I love it

(via go-weed)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
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